CHER ALERT!!
DEVOTED READERS OF OHHMAI, HERE'S A DELAYED POST WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED LONG AGO TO CAUTION YOU ALL OF THE NEW DANGER WHICH LURKS IN THE SHOOTING CLUB.
He's none other than the infamous Cher the Ryan/Cher Bear Bear(?? idk, ask EW)/不简单
Also known as the '08 Captain of the High School Shooting Club, Ryan appears to be deceivingly decent, leaving a generally good first impression on people. But as any GP teacher can tell you, we should never judge a book by its cover, and naturally, we should never judge Chers by their appearances too(不简单, 不简单!!!!!!!!!!)
Well, our CNY celebration on chu er revealed all his true colours; to help him maintain his squeaky clean image (i'm sure) within the club we shall just share two incidents which had me totally disgusted.
#1. HE MADE GAMBLING PORNO.
how pro is that? Maybe the Gambling King would like to make a short comment on this! =| Well we were having a major mahjong session over at YeoEW's place, and Cher happened to be one of the players at the time. At first, it was just simple chatter and a bit of gossip here and there, until the topic of Black Jack (otherwise known as 21 points/Ban Luck) cropped up.
It's just a card game what!! Yet the Cher at this moment made an astounding comment:
OMG BJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'll leave the reactions of the people present to your imagination, but being as pure as i am, my complete ignorance of the ahem-sexual-ahem connotation left me very HUH?! at everyone else's reactions.
Cher continued making the situation worse, by complaining incessantly to his partner at the mahjong table, Mr Yeo, that because he had fallen down earlier that day, his ass was feeling too tight (wth?!?!). Maybe not so surprisingly, Mr Yeo apparently tuned in to Cher's sicko frequency and happily carried on with the conversation (omg). Which leaves me to the next point!
#2. NO RIDING, FINE $1000.
I'm sure most of you have seen this sign somewhere, in underpasses and void decks and stuff, which clearly means what it says: NO RIDING (OF BICYCLES, duh, got picture leh!!what else -.-)
Perhaps graphic details weren't enough for Cher.
With me and the female XQ walking in front, Cher and Yeo were super engaged in random conversations on topics which cannot classify as PG (ref. #1) Well it so happened that we walked past the abovementioned sign, telling people not to ride bicycles in the underpass. Hmmm, what can be so wrong about that?
Upon seeing the sign, Cher exclaimed damn loudly (he scared nobody hears him) :
WAH, NO RIDING!
and almost immediately begin to protest against the sign by- riding, of course, literally. Mr Yeo joined in, and very soon we had 2 sickos riding and hopping excitedly behind us?? ohmaigod that was easily the most traumatising experience, ever.
(come to think of it, maybe Yeo should be featured in this too, he seems very accustomed to Cher's frequency)
See people? Cher is indeed, as he put it himself, 不简单 eh.
that's all from me! beware okay, the cher is near=)
LOVE FROM KAIYUNNNNN
you know you love me
xoxo
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