打小人
okay obviously tissue the president has been totally suey
for the past. 3 weeks at least.
and so i concluded that i must have 犯小人-ed
THUS. FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL MANKIND.
tissue shall post about how everyone can get rid of bad luck and 小人-s
so firstly! when is the best time to 打小人?!
ahhhhhh so according to reliable sources, best is like 1st and 15th day of the month!
which means HEY I SHOULD HAVE 打小人-ED ON MUMMEH'S BD
-and no i dun mean 打 mummeh.-
and basically 打小人 can be like classified into 2 main cats:
1. just plain suey and so u 打小人 for the sake of 打-ing
2. a certain person has been annoying you so u 打 that certain person de 小人
and so what do you say when u are doing it?
when hitting the paper doll with a wooden clog:
打你个小人头，等你脸肿像猪头 (when u hit the face)
打你只小人手，BLAHBLAH (when u hit the arm)
打你只小人脚，BLAHBLAH (when you hit the leg)
and so on.
depending on how much hatred u accumulated for the person..
the vicious level of the BLAHBLAH can be adjusted
new year is coming.
EVERYONE BELIEVE IT OR NOT JUS GO AND 打小人 ba!
u noe after hitting u will feel happier also whether or not it worked
oh and just something to note
'mrs president' is not tissue-the-great
cos tissue is the president.
so mrs president = first lady = tissue's laopo = you-know-who
AHHHHHH SO ITS LORD VOLDEMORT
Tissue-The-GreatLabels: random
you know you love me
xoxo
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