AHHHH~ tissue feels so refreshed after 15 hrs of sleep. and yes i shall blog about tis mrt train i was on last night when im coming home from POOP poop is a play its not the business tat u do in the toilet. why would i take mrt to a toilet to do business anyway =.-
so ya its this carlsjunior train. and the way they describe their new burger is jus fantastic.
1. be careful where you shove this thing.
2. some like it long, but most love it thick.
3. you may be sitting on something thick.
4. its gonna get messy.
5. open as wide as you can and say "Ah..."
6. you will need a wider mouth or a wider door.
7. so thick, it will tear something in you.
i was on the priority seat den toking with my fren. suddenly when i payed attention to the words plastered all over wah its really thunderation i bet they hired ryan cher to be their commercial consultant or sth tissue is advancing exponentially in my understanding of double entendre.
TERMINATED
you know you love me xoxo
X MARKS THE SPOT (:
i'm here to end the gossip drought!!
there's an unfortunate lack of pictures though, but fret not it's DAMN 够力!!!!!
time flies, and love flies with it. since the birth of ohhmai we have witnessed countless scandals born and die, but little did we know that barely 2 weeks(need confirmation) after one particular guy has made his love known to girl A, he has quickly moved on to girl B.
we seem to love uniform clues dont we? well, they (new girl B and the one particular guy) are both wearing the same uniform(: but belong to the two ends of Hwa Chong...in fact, they belong to the two different ends of the range too.
obvious yet? maybe not.
but who cares, v-day is coming!!! so i shall end off with a poem, which reveals all yet reveals none =D HAHAHA I AM SO CHEEM TODAYYYY.
No more tears, I won't let tissues be my solace; I'm moving on, to mark my new love with two crosses.
iloveteekaywhy<3
you know you love me xoxo
NYONYA FEVER HITS PARTYWORLD
okay guess it's time to move on from ryan's apparent sicko nature, and move on to something more... conservative, like, kebaya-clad nyonyas.
yup, singapore was gripped by a crazy, inexplicable nyona fever a little while ago(probably cause we havent produced anything as up to standard yet) and very soon we had little nyonya dvds and meet-the-fans sessions and nyonya kueh promotions and kebaya sales (?!) and..i bet we'll have actions figures of yueniang and juxiang damn soon -.-"
even though the show's long over, the after-effects of the nyonya is still evident in many places in sg.
IN FACT!! THE NYONYA FEVER HAS HIT ONE OF THE GOSSIP CLUB'S TOP HANGOUTS, ALSO KNOWN AS PARTYWORLD AT YISHUN SAFRA.
here's the proof:ALL HAIL THE LITTLE NYONYA, HALLELUJAH
hahahaha Gossip Girl Ong picked the song!
some of you people were probably waiting for a video of Ong singing, but unfortunately, she caught me with the camera before i could take any footage worthy of mention so if you want to witness the golden voice of said Gossip Girl, come join us at our next PW session.
hahaha (= tag if interested! we'll organise an outing soon.
no juicy news recently. continue digging leh fellow gossips!
DEVOTED READERS OF OHHMAI, HERE'S A DELAYED POST WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED LONG AGO TO CAUTION YOU ALL OF THE NEW DANGER WHICH LURKS IN THE SHOOTING CLUB.
He's none other than the infamous Cher the Ryan/Cher Bear Bear(?? idk, ask EW)/不简单
Also known as the '08 Captain of the High School Shooting Club, Ryan appears to be deceivingly decent, leaving a generally good first impression on people. But as any GP teacher can tell you, we should never judge a book by its cover, and naturally, we should never judge Chers by their appearances too(不简单, 不简单!!!!!!!!!!)
Well, our CNY celebration on chu er revealed all his true colours; to help him maintain his squeaky clean image (i'm sure) within the club we shall just share two incidents which had me totally disgusted.
#1. HE MADE GAMBLING PORNO. how pro is that? Maybe the Gambling King would like to make a short comment on this! =| Well we were having a major mahjong session over at YeoEW's place, and Cher happened to be one of the players at the time. At first, it was just simple chatter and a bit of gossip here and there, until the topic of Black Jack (otherwise known as 21 points/Ban Luck) cropped up.
It's just a card game what!! Yet the Cher at this moment made an astounding comment: OMG BJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'll leave the reactions of the people present to your imagination, but being as pure as i am, my complete ignorance of the ahem-sexual-ahem connotation left me very HUH?! at everyone else's reactions.
Cher continued making the situation worse, by complaining incessantly to his partner at the mahjong table, Mr Yeo, that because he had fallen down earlier that day, his ass was feeling too tight (wth?!?!). Maybe not so surprisingly, Mr Yeo apparently tuned in to Cher's sicko frequency and happily carried on with the conversation (omg). Which leaves me to the next point!
#2. NO RIDING, FINE $1000. I'm sure most of you have seen this sign somewhere, in underpasses and void decks and stuff, which clearly means what it says: NO RIDING (OF BICYCLES, duh, got picture leh!!what else -.-)
Perhaps graphic details weren't enough for Cher.
With me and the female XQ walking in front, Cher and Yeo were super engaged in random conversations on topics which cannot classify as PG (ref. #1) Well it so happened that we walked past the abovementioned sign, telling people not to ride bicycles in the underpass. Hmmm, what can be so wrong about that?
Upon seeing the sign, Cher exclaimed damn loudly (he scared nobody hears him) : WAH, NO RIDING! and almost immediately begin to protest against the sign by- riding, of course, literally. Mr Yeo joined in, and very soon we had 2 sickos riding and hopping excitedly behind us?? ohmaigod that was easily the most traumatising experience, ever.
(come to think of it, maybe Yeo should be featured in this too, he seems very accustomed to Cher's frequency)
See people? Cher is indeed, as he put it himself, 不简单 eh.
that's all from me! beware okay, the cher is near=)
LOVE FROM KAIYUNNNNN
you know you love me xoxo
a picture speaks a thousand words.
haha tissue, the era for codenames is overrrrr. and today, we'll bring to our devoted tabloid readers 2 people who are actually in HCIARC itself (at least these 2 are people whom everyone would know), caught on camera!!!
check out this long-standing scandal within our club, which has been secretly spreading ever since the entry of these 2 people into it! yay!! here comes the infamous XQXQ (as opposed to XOXO) caught in action!
well they tried to hide. but obviously was no match for our paparazzi ((: what were you guys doing beside the pool of fishes?? seriously very fishy la okay!
juicy sidenote #1: -removed- a certain mr cherry deemed this sidenote to be too juicy to be published, and called up the gossip club 3 times just to have it removed -.- i'm feeling charitable today, so he got his wish and you guys don't get your gossip =/
juicy sidenote #2: The girl in the picture is a devoted reader of a majority of the blogs in the club, and she obviously reads this as well, hahahaha sorry =P too fun to resist!
juicy sidenote#3: Mr World Trade Center is apparently so impressed with this tabloid, he demands the next post to be about him! well sorry got to wait for a while, your gossip club has been working hard and we still have a loooong list of juicy stuff to share with you guys our beloved readers<3
=D
love is in the air. ohmaigod!
<3 ky
you know you love me xoxo
everyone must have missed me a lot i have been sneezing like garbage recently which implies that my fans out there are praying for me to come back tissue feels so obliged to 发扬光大 the tabloid 文化 anyway the following piece of tabloid is posted onli after the consent of the 当事人 as usual the names will be censored FOR FUN HAHAHA yes okay i shall first start with a nice little quote:
"LUCKY -name- IS A VERY MILD AND SUBTLE GUY which is why i love him SO MUCH I MUST BE A SWEEET GF"
zomg my headlines onli already so juicy and so WHO IS THE GIRL WE ARE TOKING ABOUT ahhhh so of cos she is related to me in one way or another in the xx clan is tat a very broad clue?! wad about.. shes in the same generation as -GG the gossip girl commonly known as xinmei cut short xm.- shes an outstanding leader like obama and holds many leadership positions the pride of the xx clan. but no wonders anyway, since she got 2 powderful mums -i wanted to say 1 powerful mum but i scared the other mum not happy-
and as for the guy. i think tis one i give clue also no use cos i dont think ppl really know him anyway he came from sangnila utama's fren's school currently in a cca which trains ppl to save fuel by going to another country without taking vehicles as a transport -i think onli ppl with freaking high IQ like mine *cough* will get it- -but its okay u noe. u can always come and ask me about it- -however rights are reserved whether or not i wan to answer tat person- so far i think mr world trade centre noes about it ask him fast before he gets bombed by osama =D
ALL HAIL THE LITTLE NYONYA, HALLELUJAH
